Something strange is going on. Animals are looking at you sideways. Things fall off desks when you walk by. You have a sudden hankering for red meat, and you wake up with muddy feet. Did you recently have a birthday? We bet all this funny business started right after that.
This is hilarious.
pl e a se less of the white companiONS
this is causing me physical pain
please plS more non whites or i will set myself aLIGHT
what the fuck did i say
i said more non whites
there have been two in almost 10 years
old ships you forgot you loved that come back and just punch you right in the face
haha my mom keeps telling me im gonna cut myself like im fifteen years old mom i think i can handle it
i cut myself
Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies
and then LOTR right after
Seriously. Plenty of cispeople change their names or go by another name because they hate their birth certificate name, and you don’t see the media being like “Anarchy McFuckYouParents, who was born Jane Doe….”